"I tend to be cynical about a lot of things, but Maya Angelou is somebody that no matter how much I pick her apart, she still has integrity. She was a victim of incest and rape, and she worked as a stripper. And now she’s a literary icon and Nobel Laureate. It goes to show that life is cumulative, and you can’t devalue any type of experience."
Simon: Yeah, we [Simon and Nick] did. We shared a bed. [Audience laughs and “ooh”s]. Yes, America. We shared a bed.
Shit, some woman wrote a book a few years back claiming that Lincoln was gay because he shared a bed with his best friend back when they were just starting out as lawyers. Just completely ignore the fact that it wasn’t unusual for dudes to do that back then or the fact that Lincoln and his friend slept in the same bed because they were too poor to afford another.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
I have their “old book” perfume and it is most delightful.